F*ck Up Blend!

COGNITION
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IMMUNITY

F*ck Up Blend!
An Accidental Mushroom Mix…

Cloning and growing organic mushrooms and creating triple-extracted medicinal tinctures under one roof can leave room for f*ck ups, goodness knows we’ve had our share! Some of them, however, are happy accidents and have resulted in these powerful f*ck up formulations.

Summer madness has left us with a potent f*ck up blends:

Lion’s Mane & Chaga (30%, 70%)

Mushrooms can work synergistically, meaning pairings complement one another and enhance the overall effect:

🤍 Lion’s Mane is touted for its neuroprotective and neurodegenerative capacities – beneficial for both the brain and gut.

🖤 Chaga is hailed as the most nutrient-dense superfood in the world, packed with essential alkaline-rich vitamins and minerals to improve overall health, vigour, and immune function.

Lion’s Mane & Chaga blend is the P E R F E C T accidental blend to help you physically and immunologically — especially in the winter months.

100% Organic Certified

The only UK-grown organic certified Oyster Mushroom Tincture. All our mushrooms are grown on an organic mushroom farm in the green county of Somerset UK, and are certified by the Soil Association. Our organic functional mushroom tinctures are triple extracted with distilled water and organic UK ethanol.

Grown in Somerset, UK

Our Reishi and Maitake are grown on our organic mushroom farm, where we crop almost half a ton per month. We also prepare the tinctures and pack the orders in-house – meaning origin can be traced back to one location in the clean green pastures of Somerset with absolutely no tampering by third parties.

Triple Extracted, 1: 4 Ratio (Super Strength)

We carry out two hot water extractions and a final organic ethanol extraction to gain access to all the bioactive compounds responsible for Oyster’s beneficial properties. Many capsules and supplements are shipped across the world in powder form as it is a more commercially viable way of transporting extracted products. However, our tinctures are prepared on-site at a 1:4 ratio (1g of mushrooms to every 4ml of water). Tinctures have a longer shelf life than capsules, provide a faster absorption rate, enable flexible dosage, and are easy to prepare by simply taking one squeeze of mushroom tincture twice per day either directly under the tongue or into a short glass of water.

Fully Transparent & Short Supply Chain

Each bottle of our organic F*ck Up Blend tincture contains 128g of Reishi and Maitake fruiting body*. Because our supply chain is so much shorter, and we prepare our tincture in comparatively small batches, you can be sure that the extracts you buy from us haven’t lost bio-active compounds due to sitting around for a long time or being shipped halfway across the world. *fresh value

We recommend speaking with a qualified medical practitioner if you are on any medication and unsure of how it may interact.