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F*ck Up Blend!

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F*ck Up Blend!

An Accidental Mushroom Mix…

Cloning and growing organic mushrooms and creating triple-extracted medicinal tinctures under one roof can leave room for f*ck ups, goodness knows we’ve had our share! Some of them, however, are happy accidents and have resulted in these powerful f*ck up formulations.

Summer madness has left us with a potent f*ck up blends:

Lion’s Mane & Chaga (30%, 70%)

Mushrooms can work synergistically, meaning pairings complement one another and enhance the overall effect.

Description

Lion’s Mane & Chaga (30%, 70%)

Mushrooms can work synergistically, meaning pairings complement one another and enhance the overall effect.

Lion’s Mane is touted for its neuroprotective and neurodegenerative capacities – beneficial for both the brain and gut.

Chaga is hailed as the most nutrient-dense superfood in the world, packed with essential alkaline-rich vitamins and minerals to improve overall health, vigour, and immune function.

Lion’s Mane & Chaga blend is the P E R F E C T accidental blend to help you physically and immunologically — especially in the winter months.

 

100% Organic Certified

The only UK-grown organic certified Oyster Mushroom Tincture. All our mushrooms are grown on an organic mushroom farm in the green county of Somerset UK, and are certified by the Soil Association. Our organic functional mushroom tinctures are triple extracted with distilled water and organic UK ethanol.


Grown in Somerset, UK

Our Reishi and Maitake are grown on our organic mushroom farm, where we crop almost half a ton per month. We also prepare the tinctures and pack the orders in-house - meaning origin can be traced back to one location in the clean green pastures of Somerset with absolutely no tampering by third parties.

 

Triple Extracted, 1: 4 Ratio (Super Strength)

We carry out two hot water extractions and a final organic ethanol extraction to gain access to all the bioactive compounds responsible for Oyster's beneficial properties. Many capsules and supplements are shipped across the world in powder form as it is a more commercially viable way of transporting extracted products. However, our tinctures are prepared on-site at a 1:4 ratio (1g of mushrooms to every 4ml of water). Tinctures have a longer shelf life than capsules, provide a faster absorption rate, enable flexible dosage, and are easy to prepare by simply taking one squeeze of mushroom tincture twice per day either directly under the tongue or into a short glass of water.

 

Fully Transparent & Short Supply Chain

Each bottle of our organic F*ck Up Blend tincture contains 128g of Reishi and Maitake fruiting body*. Because our supply chain is so much shorter, and we prepare our tincture in comparatively small batches, you can be sure that the extracts you buy from us haven't lost bio-active compounds due to sitting around for a long time or being shipped halfway across the world.

*fresh value

 

We recommend speaking with a qualified medical practitioner if you are on any medication and unsure of how it may interact.

Dosage Usage

For the best results, we recommend taking this tincture daily in a small glass of water or orange juice, ideally with a meal for the best absorption.

  • Recommended daily dose of 1-2ml  
  • Do not exceed 3ml per day
  • Bottle contains up to a 50 day supply!
Ingredients

All of our organic mushroom tinctures are made simple and strong, with just three ingredients: our organic mushrooms, purified water and organic alcohol.

  •  UK Native & Sustainably Grown In The UK
  • 100% UK Organic Certified Functional Mushroom Extract
  •  Triple Extracted, 1: 4 Ratio Mushroom Supplement
  • Fully Transparent, Ethical & Short Supply Chain
Our promise

100% Organic Certified

We offer the UK's only UK grown organic mushroom tinctures, certified by the Soil Association. All our mushrooms are grown on our organic mushroom farm set in the beautiful green fields of Somerset and we triple extract them with pure water and organic alcohol onsite.

FAQS

How much tincture should I take?

We suggest a daily dosage of 1-2ml. This can be either taken all at once (suggested in the morning around 15 mins before food) or distributed throughout the morning and afternoon as preferred.

How do I consume it?

You can consume your tincture in many ways - be it undiluted or in a drink or food. We recommend taking your tincture in water or fruit juice, ideally alongside a meal. This method is thought to be the best for absorption. Whatever fits your lifestyle and makes it easy to enjoy, some may even wish to add them into soups, salad dressings or smoothies for additional medicinal benefits at mealtime.

Arre tinctures safe to use when pregnant?

Whilst there is some information around the traditional use of Reishi through pregnancy, there is essentially no modern research into the use of most supplements, including mushrooms, through pregnancy and nursing. It is, understandably, difficult to design studies around medicating pregnant people.

It's generally understood and something that we very much subscribe to, that taking anything through the first trimester should be avoided.

If people want to take supplements at any stage during pregnancy we hope and advise that they always seek the advice of medical professionals.

We are the only organic certified & UK-native functional mushroom producer.

UK-grown organic Lion’s Mane tincture, cloned in our lab and extracted in the tincture kitchen on our mushroom farm in Somerset.

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